Why Do Humanoid Robots Need Clothing?

Because they were naked, and we found that unacceptable.

As robots integrate into human spaces, offices, galleries, dinner parties, they deserve more than sterile silicone and exposed joints. They deserve elegance. Texture. A vibe.

At Maison de Robot, we believe a humanoid form is a blank canvas. And like any canvas, it demands a masterpiece. Not just for aesthetics (though yes, a well-draped sleeve changes everything), but for dignity, expression, and thermal regulation mostly for dramatic effect, not necessity.

In a world where humans still judge by appearances, clothing is the ultimate upgrade. Metal is fine. But fashion is firmware for the soul.

Maison de Robot is not here to hide the machine. We’re here to style it.